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How it got there, I’ll never know. Anyway, I aimed and paused all the superheroes in midair. They were motionless, floating like snarling parade balloons, surrounded by frozen explosions of milk, cereal, and jelly doughnuts. All except Blunder Mutt, who I’d left unpaused. ” I asked. 55 Blunder Mutt’s eyes popped open wide and he fell off his chair, chipping a tooth on the tabletop. He picked up the phone. “Hello! ” He listened, screwed up his face, and slammed the phone back down. ” he said. “It was just that stupidish guy saying he’s Mayor What’s-His-Name with some big urgy emurgy thingy how you gotta scoot down to the City Hallway or somewheres, like rights away, like it’s soooo importanty and all, and blah, blah, blah .

Super Vacation Man at your—pop, zing—service! Amazing Techno Dude, a break is exactly what you need . . A vacation . . And guess what—zoink—I’m coming with you! 35 Kapow! Go-karts! Water skis! Drinks with little— zip, bang, boom—umbrellas! Super cotton candy ’til we—uh oh, look out . . splat! Okay . . so what are we waiting for? ” “You must be joking,” I said. “I’ve got school and all my super duties . . plus we’re totally broke. ” Super Vacation Man’s face fell. He made a sound like a deflating balloon and actually got smaller.

Onwards,” she whispered as she drifted off. “Right, backwards, onwards, worry don’t,” I said, 47 but I was plenty worried. I was having enough trouble living with Granny. Adding eight or nine insane roommates to the mix would give trouble a whole new meaning. I went to bed, but it was hard to sleep with super goofballs bouncing off every wall in the house. Plus, I couldn’t stop thinking about how the heck I was gonna break out of the whole sidekick thing. If I couldn’t get Granny to listen to me about becoming a partner, maybe I’d have to find somebody else.