By Matt Youngmark
ISBN-10: 0984067809
ISBN-13: 9780984067800
You are a crammed bunny and it is the finish of the realm. among you and your aim are 40 or fifty zombies gorging themselves at the flesh of the dwelling. in case you cover your self as one in every of them and check out to sneak prior the feeding frenzy, flip to web page 183. when you seize a tire iron, turn out and get medieval on their undead asses, flip to web page eleven. Zombocalypse now's a comedy/horror reimagining of the choose-your-own-ending books you grew up with. you can be faced with undead hordes, internet dating, unsuitable police strategy, and the very actual danger that you're going to lose your grip on fact and finally end up stark raving mad. The zombie apocalypse hasn't ever been this a lot enjoyable.
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If you agree to look for her son, turn to page 100. If you try to nip this thing in the bud before it turns into some kind of unbearable Kevin Costner drama, turn to page 215. Back 47 You wanted to get this group of yokels to safety, and you suppose you’ve taken care of that. Daryl seems particularly torn up about your departure, but neither he nor any of the others are interested in leaving their newfound paradise. They’re as happy as pigs in an air-conditioned supermarket stuffed with canned and packaged goods.
A clipboard can be used as a weapon. ” Hmm. Your friend may have gone over the deep end. “Um, right,” you say carefully. ” Yeah. Ernie has left the building. ” he continues. “The fluoro-industrial complex has been poisoning us for years, and now it’s gone too far. They’re behind all of this! ” He pauses. “Listen, if you don’t want to be part of it, you can leave. That’s why I told you about the valley—go there and hunker down, in case I can’t stop them. But I have to do this, and chances are, I’m not making it out alive.
You . . go . ” Brains brains brains. “BRAAAAAAAIIIIINNS,” you finally moan as your thoughts fade away into blackness. By the time Ernie figures out what the hell you’re talking about, it’s too late for him, too. THE END Back 44 What’s the worst thing that could happen? To be honest, you’re proud of yourself. Instead of just fighting or fleeing various undead threats, you’re going to do some scientific research, hopefully saving the life of this poor animal, and maybe the rest of the world to boot.