By Richard Lederer
ISBN-10: 1613746288
ISBN-13: 9781613746288
Introduces the wacky international of wordplay with puns, spoonerisms, video games of be aware substitution, and extra.
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9. How can you stop an elephant from charging? 10. Who are the two most famous elephant singers? Here are fifteen posters and placards that have appeared around the world. They are all signs of our times, times in which we human beings love to fiddle with words and to laugh at the loony tunes that such fiddling produces: At a tire store: Time to re-tire. Over a display of batteries: Wanna start something? In a music store window: Guitars for sale. Cheap. No strings attached. In a pet store window: Merry Christmas and a Yappy New Year.
Plant ______. 20. In a reducing salon: Only 24 ______ days till Christmas. Your Turn Make up some punny signs for a laundry, a restaurant, a candy store, or any other place of business. Answers to Riddles and Signs Silly Billy jokes: 1. fly 2. fly 3. Giants 4. sleeping 5. smash hit Elephant jokes: 6. In their trunks 7. Use a scoop of ice cream, some root beer, and an elephant. 8. It lets out a little whine. 9. Take away its credit card. 10. Harry Elephante and Elephant Gerald Punny signs: 11. dry 12.
9. an inexpensive chick’s cry? 10. smoked salmon’s fastenings? 11. a recently acquired antelope? 12. an antlered animal’s dessert? Now try to come up with homophone pairs that do not involve animals. What do you call a braver rock? A bolder boulder. What do you call 13. a late weekend ice-cream treat? 14. a wan bucket? 15. a simple, unadorned airliner? 16. a double sword fight? 17. dungarees for chromosomes? 18. a basement salesperson? 19. an entire burrow? 20. boat canvas bargains? 21. a sugary collection of rooms?